Below is the link to Virginia's Culpeper Tells' first televised commercial. This festival will rock the house with Kim Weitkamp, Ed Stivender, Sheila Arnold, & Linda Goodman. We hope to see you there!
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=276530465838687&set=vb.222593707899030&type=2&theater
Monthly posts to Tales from the Tapestry are written by Author/Storyteller/Playwright Linda Goodman. Linda is the author of Daughters of the Appalachians, which has been performed around the country both as a one-woman show and a play. She has been a professional storyteller since 1989. She is a Virgina Appalachian Mountain native of Melungeon descent.
Monday, February 24, 2014
Pennsylvania Storyteller Brings Special Brand of Humor to Culpeper Tells…. a Festival of Words
Pennsylvania storyteller
Ed Stivender’s father was a Protestant Southern Gentleman and his mother was an
Irish Catholic Yankee Lady: the Mason Dixon Line runs right through his
chromosomes.
Stivender will be one of four featured storytellers at
the first annual Culpeper Tells….a
Festival of Words, to be held at the State Theater in Culpeper on March 15,
2014 from 9:30 a.m. to 9:30 p.m. He believes that storytelling is a way to
communicate with a live audience in the form of a dance. Sharing energy
with the audience enhances his performance.
“I have always been a
daydreamer,” states Stivender, “and storytelling is how a daydreamer
moonlights. As a former class clown it is how I entertain my friends.”
Stivender enjoys improvising
with audience suggestions or external distractions, like the train that is
likely to interrupt a story at the National Storytelling Festival in Jonesborough,
TN.
Vicky Reed, a teacher at
the University of San Diego, says of Stivender, "Ed's variety of
vocalization, facial expressions, and body language for each character in his
stories is always brilliant! These things, in combination with his lightening,
quick wit, his spot on timing, and his clever use of his banjo or props,
guarantee a memorable experience.”
Jimmy Neil Smith of the
International Storytelling Center in Jonesborough, Tennessee, calls Stivender
the “Clown Prince of Storytelling".
Other storytellers joining Ed at the festival are Kim Weitkamp, Sheila Arnold, and Linda Goodman.
Culpeper
Tells….A Festival of Words
has received a media grant from the Virginia Tourism Corporation. A variety of
partners are sponsoring the event, including the Virginia Storytelling Alliance
(VASA), the State Theatre of Culpeper, Culpeper Tourism Department, Culpeper
Chamber of Commerce, Culpeper Renaissance, Holiday Inn Express and Suites
Culpeper, and Gumbo Design Studios.
VASA will be hosting its annual Gathering during this same weekend, with
events on Friday evening and Sunday morning. If you purchase a VASA Gathering
weekend ticket, it will include all performance and workshop events on Friday,
Saturday and Sunday.
Registrations fees range from
$10.00 for a single workshop, to $35.00 for the full day on Saturday, to $50.00
for a VASA Gathering weekend ticket. A barbeque dinner will be offered from
5:00 pm – 7:15 pm for $20 per person. To register for the festival, visit the
website of the State Theatre of Culpeper, Virginia, at http://www.culpepertheatre.org. You
may also reserve a room at the Holiday Inn by calling the hotel directly at (540)825-7444 and asking for the “storyteller”
rate. The Inn is located at 787 Madison Rd,
Culpeper, VA 22701.
Thursday, February 20, 2014
Halos in the Darkroom
Halos in the Darkroom
©Linda Goodman 11/2/2012
I was
newly separated with a child to raise. The ad in the Help Wanted section said
“Staff needed for Virginia Studio, a new photography venture at Triangle
Shopping Center, Portsmouth, Virginia.”
I
needed a job. If the place was new and needed to hire an entire staff, there
must be something I could do. I called and made an appointment for an
interview.
The
owner’s name was Gerald. “I have only a sixth grade education and I make
$100,000 a year,” he told me, adding "and I can make money off of
anything. A friend of mine bet me $1,000 that I couldn’t make money on a
photography studio. That’s why I’m opening this place. I’m planning to win that
money. I only have to stay in business three months to do it.”
Gerald
decided to hire me for the front desk because I was well-spoken and looked
cute. Men might see me through the front window, he said, and come in to get
their picture taken just to get to know me. He hired a friend of his,
Bill Henry, someone with experience, to be the photographer. He then hired two
other “girls” to work the phones (telephone solicitors) and his staff was
complete.
We
got a few walk-ins the first couple of days, but the serious business started
coming in after we ran a newspaper ad offering a free 8 X 10 portrait to anyone
who walked through the door. The ad ran on Saturday and, since the Blue Laws
had just been rescinded, announced that we would be open on Sunday so that
folks could get photographed in their “Sunday go to meeting clothes. “ That’s
when the business starting pouring in.
A few
weeks passed and the studio was succeeding beyond Gerald’s wildest dreams. The
great majority of our clients bought packages that cost $35 or more (a small
fortune for photos in those days), and the money was piling up.
While
Bill and I were having lunch one day, I mentioned to him that I wished that I
had more marketable skills so that I could earn a better paycheck (I had seen
Bill’s paycheck stub, which he had left on his desk – WOW!).
“There’s
no reason for you not to have marketable skills,” he advised me. “Tell you what
– I’ll teach you to shoot portraits.”
“Really?”
I asked.
“Sure,”
he replied. “Just don’t let anyone know. No one is supposed to get near that
camera but me. Gerald paid a lot of money for it.”
The
next afternoon, when business was slow, Bill started teaching me his craft. I,
who had never held a camera before in my life, learned to focus the camera,
pose the subject, set the lights, and put folks at ease so that their smiles
would look natural. Thanks to the tripod, my shaking hands were not an issue.
The
next day, Bill did not come to work. I called and left a message for
Gerald. When Clients began arriving for
their appointments, and the lobby was filled to capacity, I decided to shoot
some portraits myself. Bill could always offer retakes later, if necessary.
Gerald
showed up the next morning. “I got your message about Bill. I checked around
and found out he was arrested. He’s in jail.” Bill, it seems, had broken into
the appliance store next door, one of Gerald’s competitors, and stolen two
televisions.
Gerald
was a nervous wreck. “I’m gonna lose that bet for sure!” he complained.
I
thought for a moment. “Maybe not,” I said hesitantly. “I shot the portraits for
our clients yesterday.”
“Are
you kidding me? Bill let a rank amateur
use that expensive equipment! He was NOT authorized to do that!” Gerald was
about to explode.
“Don’t
get mad at Bill,” I protested. “He was just trying to help me learn some new
skills.”
“Well,
Miss Know-It-All, we’ll just see if those portraits you took sell. Who the hell
learns to be a photographer in one afternoon?” he scolded.
That
afternoon the proofs of the portraits that I had taken the day before came in.
I must have forgotten to check the light meter. My first session had been with
a handsome African American family. They were all wearing dark clothes and I
had used a black background for them. I had forgotten to set the lights. All
you could see in the proofs was their eyeballs. Other portraits that I had
taken had similar issues.
To my
surprise, however, the clients were thrilled! “Highlighting our eyes like
that!” they exclaimed. “What a brilliant idea! We have never seen anything like
it! It’s art!” Gerald was both surprised
and delighted. “A star is born!” he proclaimed. “I knew the minute I hired you
that I had struck a goldmine.”
The
next day, knowing that eyeball pictures would eventually grow old, I remembered
to check the lights and set them properly. I centered each of my subjects’
heads in the center of the lights behind them.
When I received the proofs the next day, all the family photos were
fine, but the individual photos caused a near riot. Every one of them showed a
halo around the head of the subject.
“You’ve
made my baby look like the angel that she is!” one mother gleefully shouted.
“Now
I know what I will look like in heaven,” sighed another happy client.
“You
have a gift, young lady,” said another.
I
started getting appointments specifically for halo photos. They were so
popular, I had a waiting list.
All
good things come to an end, however. An elderly lung cancer patient
died shortly after purchasing his halo photo. Two weeks after that, a little
girl that I had photographed was struck and killed by a car. My once satisfied
customers were now making frantic phone calls, wanting to know if I could
remove the halos from their photos. The local newspaper even ran a story about
these “pictures of death.” Once that
happened, business came to a complete standstill. People were afraid to walk
past our shop, much less come inside and, God forbid, have their portraits
taken.
Gerald
could not be consoled. “I can’t believe
I’m gonna lose that bet!” he moaned. “I have to stay in business at least 3
months to win. We still have a month and a half to go. I can’t believe I
trusted you to be my photographer.”
We
were bringing in no income. The only thing we could do was lower expenses. From the middle of July until the end of
August, the air conditioner was shut down. Our telephone solicitors were let
go. The lights we used for atmosphere were turned off. Office supplies were not
ordered when inventory became low. No more ads were placed and no flyers were
created or mailed.
At
the end of August we closed shop. I subtracted our expenses from our income,
and we ended up with a net profit of $245.94.
Gerald
slapped me on the back. “Well, kid,” he said, “we didn’t make a killing, but I
won the bet. For a while there, I thought you were going to make me a millionaire.”
He
locked the door for the last time and handed me an envelope. “Just my way of
saying thanks,” he grinned before walking away.
I
opened the envelope. Inside was a button that had “Gerald’s Little Helper”
stamped over top of a photo of a voluptuous woman dressed as an
elf. There was also a coupon for 10% off of a new refrigerator at his
appliance store. I threw them both in trash barrel and went to look for a real
job.
Saturday, February 8, 2014
First Annual Culpeper Tells… A Festival of Words Promises Something for Everyone!
On March
15, 2014 from 9:30 am – 9:30 pm, the first annual Culpeper Tells… A Festival of Words unfolds at the
State Theater to
delight one and all with a variety of performances.
The word “storytelling”
is often associated with children only, and adults do not always realize how
entertaining and powerful storytelling can be for them. Culpeper Tells will feature stories in the grand tradition of
great storytelling masters, such as Mark Twain, Will Rogers, and Jean
Robertson: stories that will be enthrall grownups and children who can listen
like grownups.
Tellers were hired with
a view toward a diversity of performance style so that the audience will
experience a wide range of talent. Four of the brightest
stars in the national storytelling arena will regale you with their tales. Kim Weitkamp,
a renowned storyteller/author/songwriter/musician will make you laugh, cry, and
laugh until you cry. Ed Stivender, called “the clown prince of storytelling” by
the International Storytelling Center’s Jimmy Neil Smith, will elicit chuckles,
grins, and belly laughs.
Storyteller
Sheila Arnold, a theatrical tour de force, tells a wide array of original and
traditional stories, often accenting them with her powerful singing.
Author/Storyteller/Playwright Linda Goodman (Daughters of the Appalachians)
dramatically shares tales with roots in her native Appalachian Mountains.
On Friday, March 14, as
a prelude to the festival, two of the featured tellers will be offering special
workshops at the Culpeper County Library in addition to their Saturday
performances. Kim Weitkamp will present “Marketing Your Story” for business
owners and non-profits from 1:00-2:30 pm.
From 3:00-4:30 pm, Linda Goodman will present “Cultural Journalism,” a
workshop for anyone interested in recording oral family or personal histories.
The idea for this
festival came from retired Eastern View High School librarian Milt Hathaway,
who attended the National Storytelling Festival in Jonesborough, Tennessee, and
thought it wonderful. He and his wife
later met with Debbie Stohlman, operations manager for the Culpeper Chamber of
Commerce, who was so inspired by their enthusiasm about their experience in
Jonesborough that she decided to investigate “storytelling.” As the new
president of the Friends of the Culpeper County Library, she felt a
storytelling festival would be the perfect community event for the Friends to
sponsor. A committee investigated the feasibility of producing such an event,
and eventually that same group became the steering committee for Culpeper Tells…a Festival of Words.
As an
18-year attendee of the National Storytelling Festival, Elizabeth Hensley, Technical Services & Collection Development Coordinator
at the Culpeper County Library, reached out to members of the
storytelling community to find potential performers and partners for this
event. Kim Weitkamp, not only an accomplished storyteller, but also an
experienced festival producer, offered her design company, TreeHouse Artists,
to create the logo for Culpeper Tells.
She was also instrumental in the decision to choose a name for the event.
The festival has
received a media grant from the Virginia Tourism Corporation. As part of the
grant process, a variety of partners was sought out to sponsor Culpeper Tells. Those partners include:
the Virginia Storytelling Alliance, the State Theatre of Culpeper, Culpeper
Tourism Department, Culpeper Chamber of Commerce, Culpeper Renaissance, Holiday
Inn Express and Suites Culpeper, and Gumbo Design Studios.
The Virginia Storytelling Alliance
(VASA) will be hosting its annual “Gathering” during this same weekend. VASA
will present a showcase of Virginia tellers performing at the library on Friday
night and will wrap-up its activities in the meeting room of the Holiday Inn
Express and Suites Culpeper on Sunday morning. If you purchase a VASA Gathering
weekend ticket, it will include all performance and workshop events on Friday,
Saturday and Sunday.
Registrations fees
range from $10.00 for a single workshop, to $35.00 for the full day on
Saturday, to $50.00 for a VASA Gathering weekend ticket. A barbeque dinner will
be offered from 5:00 pm – 7:15 pm for $20.00 per person. To register for the
festival, visit the website of the State Theatre of Culpeper, Virginia, at http://www.culpepertheatre.org.
You may also reserve a room at the Holiday Inn by calling the hotel directly at (540)825-7444 and asking for the “storyteller”
rate. The Inn is located at 787 Madison Rd,
Culpeper, VA 22701.
Friday, February 7, 2014
The Best Birthday Present Ever! - A New Linda Goodman Video
My good friend Lona Bartlett shot this video for me on Wednesday. It is titled The Best Birthday Present Ever! It is a story about patience, kindness, and love, all centered around my 10th birthday.
I developed the story as part of a project I was doing for Arts On Wheels when I was living in Richmond, VA. An artist and I joined forces to bring senior citizens and upper elementary/middle school children together through art and story. I told this story to the entire group as a "story starter" for the senior citizens. It reminded them of similar times in their own lives, and they shared their memories with the children with whom they were paired. The children then drew book cover illustrations for the stories they were told. Great fun! Great bonds developed between young and old.
I think Lona did a great job videotaping this story. A good friend is better than gold.
To watch the video, click on the link below.
Friday, January 31, 2014
Storytelling Live!
The International Storytelling Center in Jonesborough, TN has posted the 2014 Tellers in Residence on its website at the following link: http://www.storytellingcenter.net/events/storytelling-live/matinee-performances/
Take a look! I'll bet you find some of your favorites there, including yours truly!
Take a look! I'll bet you find some of your favorites there, including yours truly!
The Tellers-in-Residence program features a different storyteller each week, May through October, in live concerts at the Mary B. Martin Storytelling Hall.
Each year TIR offers a talented line-up of storytellers representing the finest entertainment available in the world of storytelling. Choose from matinees, special evening concerts, children’s performances, and workshops.
Storytelling Live! tickets go on sale April 1, 2014. Season Tickets are available for purchase now. Season Tickets for 2014 are $175 and include entrance to one matinee performance each week - nearly a 44% savings over regular adult admission!
Each year TIR offers a talented line-up of storytellers representing the finest entertainment available in the world of storytelling. Choose from matinees, special evening concerts, children’s performances, and workshops.
Storytelling Live! tickets go on sale April 1, 2014. Season Tickets are available for purchase now. Season Tickets for 2014 are $175 and include entrance to one matinee performance each week - nearly a 44% savings over regular adult admission!
Saturday, January 18, 2014
Remembering Elizabeth
By
Linda Goodman
My
sister called last night and informed me that my friend Elizabeth Davis had
passed away.
I
met Elizabeth at Asbury United Methodist Church in Portsmouth, Virginia when I
was in my teens. I got to know her when my baby sister Evelyn married her
oldest son, Donald, in 1972. Elizabeth was a quiet, serene woman. She preferred
listening to talking. I used to enjoy the peacefulness of her presence. Evelyn
looked upon her as a second mother.
I
gained an even greater respect for Elizabeth when, after sixteen years of
marriage, Donald and Evelyn divorced. After the divorce, Elizabeth (along with
her husband and children) continued to treat Evelyn as family. Phone calls and
visits between them continued. Hurts were forgiven. My sister remains an
important part of the Davis family and is grateful for the their kindness. I
thank God that that Evelyn was so blessed.
Elizabeth
had been the primary care giver for her husband, Don, during the final months of
his struggle with cancer. Like so many other care givers I have known, she was
diagnosed with a serious illness herself (in her case, brain cancer) a little
more than a year after his death. Shortly after her diagnosis, she had hospice
care set up in her home.
When
I was with my sister in December, we visited Elizabeth and spent several hours
with her. She was so weak that she could not lift her head or even speak, but
she was free of pain. Even then there was a peace about her that touched all of
us who were present.
Elizabeth’s
Daughters, Connie and Sandra, were with her constantly, aided by round the
clock CNAs to take care of her medical needs. Three of her grandchildren were
there also when I visited. I will never forget her granddaughter, Nicole,
arriving in the late afternoon, shortly after she got off of work.
“I’ve
been thinking of you all day,” Nicole gently whispered as she adjusted Elizabeth’s
pillow and gently kissed her cheek. “I couldn’t wait to see you. I wish I could
stay with you all day long.”
Then
Nicole began softly singing You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.... As she did,
Elizabeth half opened her eyes. After the song was finished, Nicole clasped
Elizabeth’s hands and tenderly told her, “Soon, you’ll be in a new home where
you will see so many people that you have loved: Dad, Grandma and Grandpa, Evelyn’s
mom and dad. All your sorrows will disappear and you’ll be happy forever. And it won’t be long before all of us are
there, together and happy again.” We could see the twinkle in Elizabeth’s eyes
as a smile slowly spread across her face.
It
was a holy moment and I felt humbled to witness it. Never before I have known
someone at death’s doorstep who possessed such peace about it. What a blessing
to all those who loved her! The world has lost one of its truly beautiful
people, but there is comfort in knowing that when our own time comes to exit
this world and enter the next, she will be among those there waiting to greet
us.
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